Last Night

Last night I dreamt I was a beautiful woman on a stage singing, and this morning when I woke up I was this blonde-haired bombshell!  I couldn't believe it - I was rich and famous but more importantly I had boobs and a fabulous wardrobe.  I tour all year long and do fashion shoots in my spare time...it's just the greatest.  I couldn't be happier -- let me hear ya' go woohoo!

Manager

Every day was the same anymore for Bob, now Brittany.  During the Great Shift he was in a women's department store applying for a job as a clerk and the manager there told him she didn't believe a man could work at such a trendy women's store.  As she said that, the Shift took place and they became two completely different people - the manager went from a 35 year old woman to a 20 year old man, and Bob went from 22 and male, to 22 and female!

When the store's owners got word of what happened, they let go the old manager and hired Bob on the spot because she seemed to know just about everything there was to know about women's fashion!

So now Brittany wakes up every morning and goes to work as the manager and she couldn't be happier.

Oops

As the official FEM soccer anthem was played over the loudspeakers, Todd looked behind him to see if his plan had worked.  You see, this was a simple men's soccer match - but Todd had found a way to hook up the speakers in the arena so that he could play whatever he wanted ... and what he wanted was to play soccer with some sexy women.  So he bought a copy of the FEM's anthem which magically turns anyone who listens to it into a beautiful woman and brought it with him to the arena.

When Todd looked back at his brand new teammates, all he could do was smile.

Public Bang

Ryan had really done it this time.  He tried to trick his girlfriend into going to the Sex Games for the weekend so they could compete in the Public Bang event.  The winner would get $50k in cash and of course get to nail their girlfriend in front of a live audience.  Trisha was appalled that he would even consider this, so she left him immediately.  A day later Trisha came back to Ryan's apartment and said, "Remember the Sex Games? Well I entered you in."

Thinking that she was up for the Public Bang, Ryan was excited ... that is until she threw some magic sparkles on him and he was knocked out.

When he awoke, Ryan saw a crowd of about 100 people cheering some guy named Dennis on.  Ryan tried to look behind him but before he could, Dennis brought out his junk and began nailing Ryan (now Rachel) in the booty.

They came in second, but Ryan learned his lesson through utter humiliation.  After the contest, Ryan was signed up by Trisha to perform in the Orgy Triathlon.

Booty

"Err, Steve are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Are you kidding Todd?  This can't go wrong.  I bought the body swapping potion off that witch at the square and swapped us into our girlfriends' bodies.  Now we can go find out if they've really been cheating on us with those two dudes from the hockey team that are in their sociology class."

"Yeah but, like, what if they are?  Dont you think the guys are gonna try and hit on us?"

"Hmm, maybe but I guess that's a risk we'll have to take.  Good thing your girl puts out more than mine - I don't wanna be on the wrong side of a dick tonight bro haha!"

"Steve that's so not funny."

"Shut up here they come, look cute!"

Did You Feel That?

As the Great Shift hit Russia, Mikela and Sasha grabbed a hold of each other.  Sasha grabbed at her boyfriend's chest for protection, but it felt round and soft...almost like her own boob.  As Sasha looked over to her boyfriend, she realized it was much more than that - the couple had swapped bodies!  Mikela freaked out when he saw that he was in his girlfriend's body.  He begged her to change him back, thinking that this was some punishment for something he had done but there was nothing Sasha could do for him, she was just as powerless.

Model Behavior

Eek, this is so unfair!  I make one little joke about my girlfriend's boobs being the size of my face and she swaps bodies with me!  She goes "well let's make the face match the flesh" - what the heck ... now her giant rack is mine.  Hmm, actually this might not be too bad if it weren't for the fact that tons of men are looking at me from behind the store's glass window where she works as a lingerie model.